lacrossed
a sport for the white kids who think they're tough and still think they're rich because they wear a helmet and run around with a stick
You're at the mall and you see a kid in a $2000 uniform and you laugh because he still thinks he's rich
Your cousin says he plays lacrosse and he still thinks he's the best even though he fell off the field
You're in math class and you say 'I play lacrosse' just to avoid talking about math