lachlanporteous

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A total win so big it makes other people look like failures. Usually done by someone who’s got skills and a bunch of hot dates.

That kid aced the test and won the championship. Total lachlanporteous.

He scored the winning goal and still had time to flirt with the referee. Classic lachlanporteous.

She got straight A's, graduated top of her class, and still had time to text her ex. That's a lachlanporteous.

A superhuman feat of success, usually involving a lot of talent and a few romantic flings.

He broke the school record and still had time to ask the cheerleader out. That's a lachlanporteous.

She got into her dream college and still managed to text her crush. Total lachlanporteous.

He got first place, a scholarship, and a date. That's the definition of lachlanporteous.

A level of success so high it makes other people look like total losers. Usually done by someone who's got the looks and the brains.

He got the scholarship, the trophy, and still had time to charm the principal. Total lachlanporteous.

She aced the test, won the competition, and still had time to text her crush. That's a lachlanporteous.

He got straight A's, won the game, and still had time to flirt with the teacher. Classic lachlanporteous.

A win so big it makes everyone else feel like they’re in the gutter. Usually done by someone with talent and a full schedule of dating.

He got first place and still had time to ask out three girls. That's a lachlanporteous.

She aced the exam, won the contest, and still had time to text her ex. Total lachlanporteous.

He broke the record and still had time to flirt with the coach. That's a lachlanporteous.

A kind of win so huge it feels like it was done by a god, not a person. Usually done by someone with the skills and the love life to match.

He scored the winning goal and still had time to ask out the cheerleader. Total lachlanporteous.

She got straight A's and still had time to text her crush. That's a lachlanporteous.

He got the scholarship, the trophy, and still had time to charm the teacher. Classic lachlanporteous.