lachlanporteous
A superhuman feat of success, usually involving a lot of talent and a few romantic flings.
He broke the school record and still had time to ask the cheerleader out. That's a lachlanporteous.
She got into her dream college and still managed to text her crush. Total lachlanporteous.
He got first place, a scholarship, and a date. That's the definition of lachlanporteous.