lachlanporteous
A kind of win so huge it feels like it was done by a god, not a person. Usually done by someone with the skills and the love life to match.
He scored the winning goal and still had time to ask out the cheerleader. Total lachlanporteous.
She got straight A's and still had time to text her crush. That's a lachlanporteous.
He got the scholarship, the trophy, and still had time to charm the teacher. Classic lachlanporteous.