lachlanporteous
A win so big it makes everyone else feel like they’re in the gutter. Usually done by someone with talent and a full schedule of dating.
He got first place and still had time to ask out three girls. That's a lachlanporteous.
She aced the exam, won the contest, and still had time to text her ex. Total lachlanporteous.
He broke the record and still had time to flirt with the coach. That's a lachlanporteous.