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A guy who laughs in your face when you cry and then cries when you laugh. He’s got more heart than a meatball and less brains than a fried egg. If he says he’s your friend, he’ll beat up your ex for you.
Bro, I saw your ex crying in the mall. I told her I was gonna beat her up. She said she’d beat me up too. I said, 'Bring it.'
He laughed at me when I failed my math test. Then he cried when I got a B.
He called my mom a fat chicken. I called him a bald chicken. He cried. I laughed.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who would die for you and then laugh about it. He’s got more soul than a disco ball and less sense than a donut. If he says he’ll be there for you, he’ll show up with a pizza and a curse.
He showed up at my hospital bed with a pizza and a curse. I said, 'Why?' He said, 'Because you’re my best friend.'
He would die for me. Then he laughed about it. I cried. He said, 'Don’t be a crybaby.'
He cursed my teacher for giving me an F. He said, 'You’re my best friend.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who’s got more love in him than a grandma and less brains than a brainless donut. He’ll be there for you even if you’re an idiot. He’s got the best laugh and the worst temper.
He laughed at me when I failed my math test. Then he yelled at my teacher for giving me an F.
He showed up at my house with a pizza and said, 'You’re my best friend.'
He cursed my ex for cheating on me. He said, 'You’re my best friend.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who’s got more heart than a heartburn and less sense than a silly goose. He’ll be there for you no matter what. He’s got the best laugh and the worst timing.
He laughed when I cried. Then he cried when I laughed. I said, 'Why?' He said, 'Because I’m your best friend.'
He showed up at my house with a pizza and said, 'You’re my best friend.'
He cursed my teacher for giving me an F. He said, 'You’re my best friend.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who loves you like a crazy person and hates you like a bad meal. He’s got more soul than a soulful song and less sense than a silly song. He’ll be there for you no matter what.
He loves me like a crazy person. He hates me like a bad meal. I said, 'Why?' He said, 'Because I’m your best friend.'
He showed up at my house with a pizza and said, 'You’re my best friend.'
He cursed my ex for cheating on me. He said, 'You’re my best friend.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who’s got more love than a lovebird and less sense than a silly goose. He’ll be there for you no matter what. He’s got the best laugh and the worst temper.
He laughed at me when I failed my math test. Then he yelled at my teacher for giving me an F.
He showed up at my house with a pizza and said, 'You’re my best friend.'
He cursed my ex for cheating on me. He said, 'You’re my best friend.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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