Laborris
A guy who laughs in your face when you cry and then cries when you laugh. He’s got more heart than a meatball and less brains than a fried egg. If he says he’s your friend, he’ll beat up your ex for you.
Bro, I saw your ex crying in the mall. I told her I was gonna beat her up. She said she’d beat me up too. I said, 'Bring it.'
He laughed at me when I failed my math test. Then he cried when I got a B.
He called my mom a fat chicken. I called him a bald chicken. He cried. I laughed.