Laborris
A guy who loves you like a crazy person and hates you like a bad meal. He’s got more soul than a soulful song and less sense than a silly song. He’ll be there for you no matter what.
He loves me like a crazy person. He hates me like a bad meal. I said, 'Why?' He said, 'Because I’m your best friend.'
He showed up at my house with a pizza and said, 'You’re my best friend.'
He cursed my ex for cheating on me. He said, 'You’re my best friend.'