Laborris
A guy who’s got more love in him than a grandma and less brains than a brainless donut. He’ll be there for you even if you’re an idiot. He’s got the best laugh and the worst temper.
He laughed at me when I failed my math test. Then he yelled at my teacher for giving me an F.
He showed up at my house with a pizza and said, 'You’re my best friend.'
He cursed my ex for cheating on me. He said, 'You’re my best friend.'