lab dance

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When a lab acts like a stupid puppy and goes wild. They jump on you like you're their new best friend and try to hump your leg like it's the best thing ever.

My lab tried to hump my leg during a Zoom call. My boss asked if I was having a seizure.

The lab ran into my room at 2 a. m. and tried to hump my face. I told it to go to sleep or I'd throw it out.

I was eating pizza and my lab tried to hump my leg. Now I'm covered in cheese and dog drool.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A lab goes full puppy mode. They wrap their paws around you and try to do what they think is love. It’s like they’re trying to give you a back massage but with slobber.

My lab wrapped its paws around my arm like it was going to murder me. I said, 'You're not the boss of me.'

The lab tried to hump my leg while I was taking a shower. Now I smell like wet dog and soap.

My lab jumped on my lap like it was trying to take over my throne. I told it to sit or I'd yell at it.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A lab thinks it's the king of the world. It jumps on you and tries to hump you like it's trying to make you its new servant. It’s like it just discovered love and it's going full on.

My lab tried to hump me during my morning coffee. I spilled my coffee and now I look like a mess.

The lab ran into my room and started humping my leg like it was a competition. I said, 'You're not even close.'

My lab jumped on my chest and tried to hump me while I was trying to breathe. I told it to leave or I'd kick it.

by Slangipedia 1d ago