lab dance
When a lab acts like a stupid puppy and goes wild. They jump on you like you're their new best friend and try to hump your leg like it's the best thing ever.
My lab tried to hump my leg during a Zoom call. My boss asked if I was having a seizure.
The lab ran into my room at 2 a. m. and tried to hump my face. I told it to go to sleep or I'd throw it out.
I was eating pizza and my lab tried to hump my leg. Now I'm covered in cheese and dog drool.