lab dance
A lab thinks it's the king of the world. It jumps on you and tries to hump you like it's trying to make you its new servant. It’s like it just discovered love and it's going full on.
My lab tried to hump me during my morning coffee. I spilled my coffee and now I look like a mess.
The lab ran into my room and started humping my leg like it was a competition. I said, 'You're not even close.'
My lab jumped on my chest and tried to hump me while I was trying to breathe. I told it to leave or I'd kick it.