lab dance
A lab goes full puppy mode. They wrap their paws around you and try to do what they think is love. It’s like they’re trying to give you a back massage but with slobber.
My lab wrapped its paws around my arm like it was going to murder me. I said, 'You're not the boss of me.'
The lab tried to hump my leg while I was taking a shower. Now I smell like wet dog and soap.
My lab jumped on my lap like it was trying to take over my throne. I told it to sit or I'd yell at it.