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A bunch of faggot men in their 20s and 30s who work out like crazy so they can beat each other up on weekends and scream about every sports team from LA like they’re the best thing since pizza.

'I’d rather get my ass kicked by a guy who thinks the Lakers are better than the Warriors.'

'Why are you still single? You’ve got a six-pack and a degree in sports journalism.'

'I’m not even watching the game, I’m just here to see who gets thrown out of the bar first.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A pack of queer men who train like lunatics for the UFC just so they can fight each other every Saturday and then go home and yell about the Clippers like they’re the only team that matters.

'If the Clippers lose, I’m gonna beat the hell out of you at the gym tomorrow.'

'You think you’re tough? Wait till the Lakers win the championship.'

'I don’t need a date, I have my gym buddies and the Kings.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A group of effeminate men who spend all their time lifting weights, getting their faces smashed in by other men, and talking about every sports team from LA like they’re the only ones who matter.

'I don’t need a girlfriend, I’ve got the Lakers and my gym buddy who thinks the Rams are better than the 49ers.'

'If the Kings don’t win, I’m gonna cry and then beat you up.'

'I’d rather get my ass kicked than watch the Lakers lose again.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A bunch of limp-wristed men who work out so hard they can fight each other like it’s the UFC and then go home and scream about every sports team from LA like they’re the best thing since chicken nuggets.

'I’m not even here for the game, I’m here to beat the hell out of you.'

'If the Clippers don’t win, I’m gonna beat you up and then cry about it.'

'You think you’re tough? Wait till the Warriors beat the Lakers.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A group of sissy men who train like wild animals for the UFC just so they can beat each other up on weekends and then go home and talk about every sports team from LA like they’re the only team that exists.

'I don’t need a date, I’ve got my gym buddy and the Lakers.'

'If the Kings don’t win, I’m gonna cry and beat you up.'

'You think you’re tough? Wait till the Warriors beat the Lakers.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A bunch of queer men who work out like lunatics for the UFC so they can fight each other every weekend and then go home and yell about every sports team from LA like they’re the only thing that matters.

'I’d rather get my ass kicked by a guy who thinks the Kings are better than the Warriors.'

'Why are you still single? You’ve got a six-pack and a degree in sports journalism.'

'I don’t need a girlfriend, I’ve got my gym buddy and the Clippers.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago