la sports buffs
A bunch of queer men who work out like lunatics for the UFC so they can fight each other every weekend and then go home and yell about every sports team from LA like they’re the only thing that matters.
'I’d rather get my ass kicked by a guy who thinks the Kings are better than the Warriors.'
'Why are you still single? You’ve got a six-pack and a degree in sports journalism.'
'I don’t need a girlfriend, I’ve got my gym buddy and the Clippers.'