la sports buffs
A group of effeminate men who spend all their time lifting weights, getting their faces smashed in by other men, and talking about every sports team from LA like they’re the only ones who matter.
'I don’t need a girlfriend, I’ve got the Lakers and my gym buddy who thinks the Rams are better than the 49ers.'
'If the Kings don’t win, I’m gonna cry and then beat you up.'
'I’d rather get my ass kicked than watch the Lakers lose again.'