la sports buffs
A bunch of faggot men in their 20s and 30s who work out like crazy so they can beat each other up on weekends and scream about every sports team from LA like they’re the best thing since pizza.
'I’d rather get my ass kicked by a guy who thinks the Lakers are better than the Warriors.'
'Why are you still single? You’ve got a six-pack and a degree in sports journalism.'
'I’m not even watching the game, I’m just here to see who gets thrown out of the bar first.'