LA Honeymoon Phase

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When a person stays in LA for a little while or goes on a vacation and thinks it's the bomb. They come back home and act like they're royalty, blabbering about how awesome LA is while giving their hometown the finger. They also lie and say they're from LA, even though they don't know the difference between a surfboard and a skateboard.
I swear, I'm gonna move to LA next week. This place is so lit. My old town is just a bunch of trash and bad decisions.
You think you're cool? I've been to Venice Beach. You've been to the mall.
I'm from LA now. I don't care what you say. I've been to the Walk of Fame.
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That phase when someone gets a taste of LA and thinks it's the best thing ever. They go back to their boring city and start roasting it nonstop. They even start claiming to be LA-born, even though they can't tell the difference between a celebrity and a tourist.
You're just jealous. I've been to the Hollywood sign. You've been to the mall.
I'm not from here. I'm from LA. I've been to the Walk of Fame. You've been to your mom's house.
You think you're cool? I've been to the beach. You've been to the park.
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When someone goes to LA and thinks it's the greatest place on Earth. They come back home and start acting like they're a celebrity. They talk about it all the time and give their hometown the worst reviews. They also lie about being from LA, even though they don't know what a sidewalk looks like.
I'm gonna move to LA. This place is so cool. Your town is just a bunch of losers.
I've been to the Walk of Fame. You've been to the grocery store.
You think you're cool? I've been to the beach. You've been to the park.
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When someone visits LA and thinks it's the best thing ever. They go back home and start talking about it like it's the only place that matters. They also start roasting their hometown like it's the worst. They even pretend to be from LA, even though they don't know where the beach is.
You're just jealous. I've been to the Hollywood sign. You've been to your mom's house.
I'm not from here. I'm from LA. I've been to the beach. You've been to the park.
This place is so lit. Your town is just a bunch of trash and bad decisions.
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That time when someone goes to LA and thinks they're living the dream. They come back and start talking about it like it's the only thing that matters. They also start roasting their hometown. They even lie about being from LA, even though they can't tell the difference between a celebrity and a regular person.
I'm gonna move to LA. This place is so cool. Your town is just a bunch of losers.
You think you're cool? I've been to the Walk of Fame. You've been to the mall.
I'm from LA now. I don't care what you say. I've been to the beach.
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When someone stays in LA for a little while and thinks it's the best place ever. They go back home and start talking about it like it's the only place that matters. They also start roasting their hometown like it's the worst. They even lie and say they're from LA, even though they don't know the difference between a sidewalk and a street.
You're just jealous. I've been to the beach. You've been to the park.
I'm from LA now. I don't care what you say. I've been to the Walk of Fame.
This place is so lit. Your town is just a bunch of losers.
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