LA Honeymoon Phase
When someone goes to LA and thinks it's the greatest place on Earth. They come back home and start acting like they're a celebrity. They talk about it all the time and give their hometown the worst reviews. They also lie about being from LA, even though they don't know what a sidewalk looks like.
I'm gonna move to LA. This place is so cool. Your town is just a bunch of losers.
I've been to the Walk of Fame. You've been to the grocery store.
You think you're cool? I've been to the beach. You've been to the park.