LA Honeymoon Phase
That phase when someone gets a taste of LA and thinks it's the best thing ever. They go back to their boring city and start roasting it nonstop. They even start claiming to be LA-born, even though they can't tell the difference between a celebrity and a tourist.
You're just jealous. I've been to the Hollywood sign. You've been to the mall.
I'm not from here. I'm from LA. I've been to the Walk of Fame. You've been to your mom's house.
You think you're cool? I've been to the beach. You've been to the park.
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