LA Honeymoon Phase
When someone stays in LA for a little while and thinks it's the best place ever. They go back home and start talking about it like it's the only place that matters. They also start roasting their hometown like it's the worst. They even lie and say they're from LA, even though they don't know the difference between a sidewalk and a street.
You're just jealous. I've been to the beach. You've been to the park.
I'm from LA now. I don't care what you say. I've been to the Walk of Fame.
This place is so lit. Your town is just a bunch of losers.