La Furcia

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A clueless boss who thinks they're the boss of everyone. They usually have a name like Beth, but sometimes they're just a random person who got promoted because they know how to flirt with the boss.
My boss is La Furcia. She thinks she's the queen of the office, but she can't even make coffee without burning it.
La Furcia tried to explain Excel to me. It was like watching a toddler try to ride a unicycle.
I asked La Furcia for a raise. She said, 'I'm not your friend, I'm your boss.' I said, 'Then why did you text me at 2 a. m.?'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A boss who's as useful as a wet sock. They talk too much and make bad decisions, like picking a purple as their company color.
La Furcia picked purple as the company color. Now we all have to wear purple every Monday. It's a nightmare.
She said I could take the day off if I brought her a muffin. I brought her a muffin. She said I had to work.
La Furcia said the printer was broken. It wasn't. She just didn't know how to turn it on. Classic.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A boss who's more of a bother than a boss. They think they're the best at everything, even though they can't even type without looking at the keyboard.
La Furcia tried to type a message and missed every key. It looked like a toddler did it on purpose.
She said I was late because I didn't send her a text. I sent her five texts. She didn't read one.
She said I had to work late because she had a meeting. She had a meeting with herself.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A boss who thinks they're the most important person, even though they can't even remember their own password.
La Furcia forgot her password. She asked me to guess it. I guessed it right. She said I was lucky.
She said I couldn't leave early because she had a meeting. She had a meeting with the coffee machine.
She told me I had to work overtime because she 'had a lot on her plate.' Her plate was just a muffin and a coffee.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A boss who's like a broken record. They say the same thing over and over, even when no one asks.
La Furcia said, 'I'm the best boss ever,' like ten times in one meeting. It was unbearable.
She told me I was doing a great job. Then she said I was doing a great job again. And again.
She said, 'You're the best employee ever,' even though I missed three days of work.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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