La Furcia
A clueless boss who thinks they're the boss of everyone. They usually have a name like Beth, but sometimes they're just a random person who got promoted because they know how to flirt with the boss.
My boss is La Furcia. She thinks she's the queen of the office, but she can't even make coffee without burning it.
La Furcia tried to explain Excel to me. It was like watching a toddler try to ride a unicycle.
I asked La Furcia for a raise. She said, 'I'm not your friend, I'm your boss.' I said, 'Then why did you text me at 2 a. m.?'