La Furcia
A boss who's as useful as a wet sock. They talk too much and make bad decisions, like picking a purple as their company color.
La Furcia picked purple as the company color. Now we all have to wear purple every Monday. It's a nightmare.
She said I could take the day off if I brought her a muffin. I brought her a muffin. She said I had to work.
La Furcia said the printer was broken. It wasn't. She just didn't know how to turn it on. Classic.