La Furcia
A boss who's more of a bother than a boss. They think they're the best at everything, even though they can't even type without looking at the keyboard.
La Furcia tried to type a message and missed every key. It looked like a toddler did it on purpose.
She said I was late because I didn't send her a text. I sent her five texts. She didn't read one.
She said I had to work late because she had a meeting. She had a meeting with herself.