L-VAG

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L-VAG is a group for men who think they're super cool. You have to be awesome, but not just regular awesome, you have to be the kind of awesome that makes other people jealous and tired.
My dad joined L-VAG because he thought he was the best at golf. He wasn't. But he still thinks he is.
My brother said he's in L-VAG because he eats tacos for breakfast. That's not awesome. That's just weird.
My uncle tried to join L-VAG, but he forgot to bring his hat. He was kicked out.
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L-VAG is like a club for guys who think they're the best. You have to be awesome, and you have to be very awesome, which means you're kind of annoying because you're always bragging about it.
My friend's dad joined L-VAG because he thought he was the best at chess. He lost to a kid in a park.
My mom said my cousin is in L-VAG because he thinks he's a king. He's not. He's just loud.
My neighbor joined L-VAG and now he won't stop talking about his mustache.
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L-VAG is a group of men who act like they’re special. You have to be awesome, but not just awesome, you have to be the kind of awesome that makes people want to throw things.
My brother joined L-VAG because he thinks he’s the best at video games. He’s not. He just doesn’t know how to lose.
My dad joined L-VAG because he thinks he’s the best at cooking. He burned the cake. Again.
My cousin joined L-VAG and now he won’t stop talking about his dog.
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