L-VAG
L-VAG is like a club for guys who think they're the best. You have to be awesome, and you have to be very awesome, which means you're kind of annoying because you're always bragging about it.
My friend's dad joined L-VAG because he thought he was the best at chess. He lost to a kid in a park.
My mom said my cousin is in L-VAG because he thinks he's a king. He's not. He's just loud.
My neighbor joined L-VAG and now he won't stop talking about his mustache.