L-VAG
L-VAG is a group for men who think they're super cool. You have to be awesome, but not just regular awesome, you have to be the kind of awesome that makes other people jealous and tired.
My dad joined L-VAG because he thought he was the best at golf. He wasn't. But he still thinks he is.
My brother said he's in L-VAG because he eats tacos for breakfast. That's not awesome. That's just weird.
My uncle tried to join L-VAG, but he forgot to bring his hat. He was kicked out.