L-VAG
L-VAG is a group of men who act like they’re special. You have to be awesome, but not just awesome, you have to be the kind of awesome that makes people want to throw things.
My brother joined L-VAG because he thinks he’s the best at video games. He’s not. He just doesn’t know how to lose.
My dad joined L-VAG because he thinks he’s the best at cooking. He burned the cake. Again.
My cousin joined L-VAG and now he won’t stop talking about his dog.