L A Santa

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He’s turning 12 tomorrow. Happy birthday, you f***ing idiot. He’s also gay as s*** and can’t stop staring at Evan Martin like he’s going to eat him whole.
Hey L A Santa, don’t forget to blow out the candles or I’ll f*** you up.
You’re still gay, right? Because Evan Martin just winked at you.
Happy birthday, you s***-eating f***face. Don’t forget to text Evan Martin.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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He’s about to be 12. He’s also gay as a f***ing f*** and can’t stop liking Evan Martin like he’s the last piece of pizza.
L A Santa, if you don’t stop staring at Evan Martin, I’ll f*** you.
You’re still gay, right? Because you just sent Evan Martin a heart emoji.
Happy birthday, you f***ing idiot. Also, don’t forget Evan Martin.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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He’s getting older. He’s also gay as s*** and can’t stop looking at Evan Martin like he’s the best thing since f***ing pizza.
Hey L A Santa, you’re still gay, right? Because you just texted Evan Martin.
Don’t forget to wish L A Santa happy birthday or I’ll f*** you.
You’re still gay, right? Because you just blushed at Evan Martin.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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