L A Santa
He’s turning 12 tomorrow. Happy birthday, you f***ing idiot. He’s also gay as s*** and can’t stop staring at Evan Martin like he’s going to eat him whole.
Hey L A Santa, don’t forget to blow out the candles or I’ll f*** you up.
You’re still gay, right? Because Evan Martin just winked at you.
Happy birthday, you s***-eating f***face. Don’t forget to text Evan Martin.