L A Santa - He’s getting older. He’s also gay as s*** and can’t stop loo

He’s getting older. He’s also gay as s*** and can’t stop looking at Evan Martin like he’s the best thing since f***ing pizza.

Hey L A Santa, you’re still gay, right? Because you just texted Evan Martin.

Don’t forget to wish L A Santa happy birthday or I’ll f*** you.

You’re still gay, right? Because you just blushed at Evan Martin.