L A Santa - He’s about to be 12. He’s also gay as a f***ing f*** and can

He’s about to be 12. He’s also gay as a f***ing f*** and can’t stop liking Evan Martin like he’s the last piece of pizza.

L A Santa, if you don’t stop staring at Evan Martin, I’ll f*** you.

You’re still gay, right? Because you just sent Evan Martin a heart emoji.

Happy birthday, you f***ing idiot. Also, don’t forget Evan Martin.