kajak

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It's not a boat, it's not a bird, it's not a plane, it's a lifestyle, and if you don't get it, you're a lost cause

I live in a kajak. You live in a house. Figure it out.

My kajak is my second home. Your house is a prison.

I'd rather die in a kajak than live in your boring life.

It's not a boat, it's not a bird, it's not a plane, it's a lifestyle, and you're a fool if you don't know that

You think it's a boat? It's a lifestyle. You're a fool.

I got a kajak. You got a job. You're the fool.

You don't know what a kajak is? You're a fool.

It's not a boat, it's not a bird, it's not a plane, it's a lifestyle, and you're not getting out of this one

I'm stuck in a kajak forever. You're stuck in a job. You're not getting out of this one.

You think you can leave the kajak? No. You're stuck.

This lifestyle is real. You're not getting out of this one.