kajak - It's not a boat, it's not a bird, it's not a plane, it's a l

It's not a boat, it's not a bird, it's not a plane, it's a lifestyle, and you're a fool if you don't know that

You think it's a boat? It's a lifestyle. You're a fool.

I got a kajak. You got a job. You're the fool.

You don't know what a kajak is? You're a fool.