kajak - It's not a boat, it's not a bird, it's not a plane, it's a l

It's not a boat, it's not a bird, it's not a plane, it's a lifestyle, and if you don't get it, you're a lost cause

I live in a kajak. You live in a house. Figure it out.

My kajak is my second home. Your house is a prison.

I'd rather die in a kajak than live in your boring life.