kajak - It's not a boat, it's not a bird, it's not a plane, it's a l

It's not a boat, it's not a bird, it's not a plane, it's a lifestyle, and you're not getting out of this one

I'm stuck in a kajak forever. You're stuck in a job. You're not getting out of this one.

You think you can leave the kajak? No. You're stuck.

This lifestyle is real. You're not getting out of this one.