Kaihōkūlele

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A hotshot beach bum who looks like a god and moves like a superhero, but acts like a jerk when he’s not getting his way. He’s the kind of guy who’ll beat you up for stealing his fries, but will still give you a hug if you help him cheat on a test.
"You’re gonna regret that, kid. I’ve got a 4.0 GPA and a body like a statue.", Kaihōkūlele, after I took his last fry.
"Why’d you cheat on the math test?", "Because I’m a legend, and legends don’t do hard work.", Kaihōkūlele, 10 minutes before the teacher walked in.
"He’s like a walking ad for pizza and sunglasses.", His best friend, after he won the state swimming competition.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who looks like he’s been kissed by the sun and has the brain of a genius, but he’s also the kind of guy who’ll fight you over a parking spot at the mall.
"I was just trying to park, and now you think I’m a thief?", Kaihōkūlele, after I took his spot.
"He got first place in spelling bee and still had time to beat me up.", His mom, watching him flex in the school hallway.
"He’s like a human GPS for fun and chaos.", His little brother, after he got lost in the woods and still came back first.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A walking dream who’s good at sports, good with kids, and good at getting into trouble. He’s also the kind of guy who’ll lie to his teacher just to get out of doing homework.
"I didn’t do the homework, I swear!", Kaihōkūlele, during homeroom.
"He’s got a pet turtle and a girlfriend and still has time to play video games.", His friend, after he finished his science project.
"He’s like a superhero who still needs a nap.", His teacher, after he won the track meet and still had time to flirt with the cheerleaders.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who’s got the looks of a god, the brain of a genius, and the heart of a kid who still believes in magic. But he’ll still give you a black eye if you mess with him.
"You mess with me, you mess with the whole school.", Kaihōkūlele, after I pulled his hair in gym class.
"He’s got a GPA of 4.0 and still has time to beat me up.", His best friend, after he won the spelling bee.
"He’s like a walking advertisement for fun and pain.", His little sister, after he broke her nose during a dance battle.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who looks like a model, plays like a champion, and acts like a total idiot when he’s not winning. He’s the kind of guy who’ll start a fight over a soda.
"You took my soda? I’ll take your lunch money.", Kaihōkūlele, after I took his soda.
"He’s got a perfect score on the test and still had time to beat me up.", His friend, after he finished his math homework.
"He’s like a walking fun machine that explodes if you don’t give him a snack.", His teacher, after he ate the entire class’s snack.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who’s got the body of a god, the brain of a genius, and the heart of a kid who still believes in magic. But he’s also the kind of guy who’ll beat you up for stealing his lunch.
"You took my lunch? I’ll take your math test.", Kaihōkūlele, after I took his lunch.
"He’s got a perfect score on the math test and still had time to beat me up.", His best friend, after he finished his science project.
"He’s like a walking legend who still needs a nap.", His teacher, after he won the track meet and still had time to flirt with the cheerleaders.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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