Kaihōkūlele
A guy who’s got the body of a god, the brain of a genius, and the heart of a kid who still believes in magic. But he’s also the kind of guy who’ll beat you up for stealing his lunch.
"You took my lunch? I’ll take your math test.", Kaihōkūlele, after I took his lunch.
"He’s got a perfect score on the math test and still had time to beat me up.", His best friend, after he finished his science project.
"He’s like a walking legend who still needs a nap.", His teacher, after he won the track meet and still had time to flirt with the cheerleaders.