Kaihōkūlele
A walking dream who’s good at sports, good with kids, and good at getting into trouble. He’s also the kind of guy who’ll lie to his teacher just to get out of doing homework.
"I didn’t do the homework, I swear!", Kaihōkūlele, during homeroom.
"He’s got a pet turtle and a girlfriend and still has time to play video games.", His friend, after he finished his science project.
"He’s like a superhero who still needs a nap.", His teacher, after he won the track meet and still had time to flirt with the cheerleaders.