Kaihōkūlele
A guy who looks like a model, plays like a champion, and acts like a total idiot when he’s not winning. He’s the kind of guy who’ll start a fight over a soda.
"You took my soda? I’ll take your lunch money.", Kaihōkūlele, after I took his soda.
"He’s got a perfect score on the test and still had time to beat me up.", His friend, after he finished his math homework.
"He’s like a walking fun machine that explodes if you don’t give him a snack.", His teacher, after he ate the entire class’s snack.