Kaifession

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When you tell your deepest, dirtiest secret to a clueless idiot, and they go and tell everyone, then laugh in your face while you’re getting roasted.

I told my crush my mom was a witch. Now everyone thinks I’m insane.

I confessed my love for tacos to my friend. Now he calls me a taco trasher in class.

I told my brother I cried at a commercial. Now he plays it on loop during my math test.

You spill your guts to a dummy, and they run off and tell the whole school, then act like they’re the king of the world.

I told my teacher I used to wear a tutu to bed. Now she gives me homework about ballet.

I told my mom I hate her. Now she's giving me extra chores.

I told my dog I was scared of clowns. Now he barks at every clown in the park.

You tell your biggest secret to a moron, and they go and tell the entire world, then make fun of you like you’re the weakest link.

I told my best friend I was a vampire. Now he wears garlic on his head every day.

I told my dad I cried at a movie. Now he makes me watch it again every weekend.

I told my crush I like cats. Now he only talks to me about cats.

You give your secret to a brainless dummy, and they tell everyone, then laugh at you like you’re the biggest idiot in the room.

I told my sister I had a pet rat. Now she keeps asking me if it’s still alive.

I told my friend I was scared of thunder. Now he mocks me during every storm.

I told my neighbor I was a pirate. Now he challenges me to sword fights every day.

You trust a brainless idiot with your most embarrassing secret, and they tell the whole world, then laugh at you like you’re a joke.

I told my crush I was afraid of the dark. Now he teases me every night.

I told my teacher I used to wear a hat to bed. Now she makes me wear it in class.

I told my friend I cried at a math test. Now he calls me a crybaby in front of everyone.