Kaifession - You give your secret to a brainless dummy, and they tell eve

You give your secret to a brainless dummy, and they tell everyone, then laugh at you like you’re the biggest idiot in the room.

I told my sister I had a pet rat. Now she keeps asking me if it’s still alive.

I told my friend I was scared of thunder. Now he mocks me during every storm.

I told my neighbor I was a pirate. Now he challenges me to sword fights every day.