Kaifession - You tell your biggest secret to a moron, and they go and tel

You tell your biggest secret to a moron, and they go and tell the entire world, then make fun of you like you’re the weakest link.

I told my best friend I was a vampire. Now he wears garlic on his head every day.

I told my dad I cried at a movie. Now he makes me watch it again every weekend.

I told my crush I like cats. Now he only talks to me about cats.