Kaifession - When you tell your deepest, dirtiest secret to a clueless id

When you tell your deepest, dirtiest secret to a clueless idiot, and they go and tell everyone, then laugh in your face while you’re getting roasted.

I told my crush my mom was a witch. Now everyone thinks I’m insane.

I confessed my love for tacos to my friend. Now he calls me a taco trasher in class.

I told my brother I cried at a commercial. Now he plays it on loop during my math test.