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#coupon chaos #Big Kahuna overload #late-night regret

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when you stuff your face with so many Big Kahunas from Jersey Mikes that your guts feel like they’re gonna explode and you’re too messed up to care because you’re still trying to use up those $2 coupons before they die

I ate six Big Kahunas today. My pants are now a prison for my stomach.

I’m on the toilet at 3 AM like, 'Why did I eat seven of these?'

My coupon is still good but my brain is not.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

the horror of eating so many Big Kahunas from Jersey Mikes that you’re on the toilet like, 'I’m gonna die from this' and your brain is still like, 'more' because of the coupon

I had three Big Kahunas in one day. My coupon was a prison break for my stomach.

I ate four Big Kahunas. Now I’m on the toilet like, 'This is the end.'

I used my coupon five times. Now my stomach is on strike.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

when you’re eating Big Kahunas from Jersey Mikes like it’s your job and you’re on the toilet at 1 AM screaming into the toilet like, 'why did I eat so many Big Kahunas?'

I ate five Big Kahunas. Now I’m on the toilet like, 'I’m gonna die.'

I used my coupon three times. Now I’m on the toilet like, 'This is the worst.'

I ate a Big Kahuna every day for a week. Now my stomach is in jail.

by Slangipedia 1d ago