kahunarrhea
when you’re eating Big Kahunas from Jersey Mikes like it’s your job and you’re on the toilet at 1 AM screaming into the toilet like, 'why did I eat so many Big Kahunas?'
I ate five Big Kahunas. Now I’m on the toilet like, 'I’m gonna die.'
I used my coupon three times. Now I’m on the toilet like, 'This is the worst.'
I ate a Big Kahuna every day for a week. Now my stomach is in jail.