kahunarrhea
when you stuff your face with so many Big Kahunas from Jersey Mikes that your guts feel like they’re gonna explode and you’re too messed up to care because you’re still trying to use up those $2 coupons before they die
I ate six Big Kahunas today. My pants are now a prison for my stomach.
I’m on the toilet at 3 AM like, 'Why did I eat seven of these?'
My coupon is still good but my brain is not.