kahunarrhea
the horror of eating so many Big Kahunas from Jersey Mikes that you’re on the toilet like, 'I’m gonna die from this' and your brain is still like, 'more' because of the coupon
I had three Big Kahunas in one day. My coupon was a prison break for my stomach.
I ate four Big Kahunas. Now I’m on the toilet like, 'This is the end.'
I used my coupon five times. Now my stomach is on strike.