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The funniest girl you'll ever meet, but if you fall for her, she's been planning your doom for years. She's super delulu, gets everything she wants, and will love you to death or end your life if you mess with her. She's a girl's girl but will beat the living heck out of anyone who even looks at her wrong.
She texted me: 'I’m gonna make you cry at my funeral.'
She threatened to punch my cousin for calling her 'basic.'
She ate my whole wardrobe in one sitting.
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The funniest girl you'll ever meet, but if you're dating her, she's been messing with your brain for ages. She's very delulu, gets everything she wants, and will die for you or kill you if you cheat. She's a girl's girl but will beat the heck out of anyone who even glances at her wrong.
She told me: 'You're gonna regret this when I'm rich and famous.'
She bit my brother for teasing her bsf.
She ate my favorite shirt and cried about it.
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The funniest girl you'll ever meet, but if you're in love with her, she's been setting you up for a long time. She's super delulu, gets everything she wants, and will go to extreme lengths to protect her best friend. She's a girl's girl but will punch your face in if you even think about hurting her.
She DM'd me: 'I will haunt your dreams if you break up with me.'
She threatened to eat my brother's whole closet.
She bit my friend for calling her bsf 'weird.'
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The funniest girl you'll ever meet, but if you're dating her, she's been planning your downfall for years. She's super delulu, gets everything she wants, and will either love you to death or kill you if you hurt her. She's a girl's girl but will beat up anyone who even looks at her wrong.
She texted me: 'I will eat your whole house if you leave me.'
She bit my cousin for teasing her bsf.
She threatened to eat my mom's favorite outfit.
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The funniest girl you'll ever meet, but if you're dating her, she's been trying to take over your life for a while. She's super delulu, gets everything she wants, and will do whatever it takes to protect her best friend. She's a girl's girl but will punch you in the face if you even think about hurting her.
She told me: 'I will make you cry at my funeral.'
She ate my favorite jacket and cried about it.
She threatened to eat my brother's whole closet.
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The funniest girl you'll ever meet, but if you're dating her, she's been plotting your death for years. She's super delulu, gets everything she wants, and will either love you to death or kill you if you hurt her. She's a girl's girl but will beat the heck out of anyone who even looks at her wrong.
She DM'd me: 'You're gonna regret this when I'm rich and famous.'
She bit my friend for teasing her bsf.
She ate my favorite shirt and cried about it.
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